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Is nineteenth-century England ready for the magic and mischief of Kat Stephenson?


Kat Stephenson may have inherited her mother's magical talents, but not everyone in the Order of the Guardians is ready to accept her. When she is tricked into losing her temper in front of the most powerful Guardian in England, she finds herself expelled without a single magic lesson.


After a devastating accusation shatters her sister Angeline's romance, their stepmama whisks the family away to the fashionable city of Bath and orders Angeline to find a new fiancé. But as Angeline plays a dangerous game with a scandalous rake, their brother, Charles, tumbles headlong into danger... and Bath's wild magic gets ready to explode.


With more than one life at stake, will Kat's untrained magic be enough to reunite Angeline with her true love, conquer the danger at Bath, and prove she truly has what it takes to be a Guardian?


I find the historical setting of this series very weird. I mean, Regency England? Come on! But it's interesting how the setting, with all of its values on propriety, restricts Kat's freedom and magic. The second book is some more light fantasy, with hilarious family relations.

Anyway, this series is really pretty sweet juvenile stuff. The fantasy is creative, and I don't think I ever imagined Bath as a city of "wild magic". The rules of the magic in the Kat, Incorrigible series are well thought out, adding.. well, credibility, I suppose (or as much as you can get). The family relationships knotting the whole thing together are very believable, although sometimes I got so "UGGHHHH!!!" because everyone misunderstands Kat so much. I guess that's the point, endearing poor spunky, unappreciated Kat to the reader.

Angeline was really evil, I must say. Without the eldest sister, Elissa, to keep her in check, Angeline was, like, diabolical, almost as much as Lady Fotherington. However, her mischief added a new layer to the story that was somewhat effective. (I also really didn't get the point of having Elissa as a character in the first book if she was just going to go off and get married to a rich guy.)

Lady Fotherington was a villain with quite a dubious motive. It just didn't seem realistic that she would be jealous of Kat's mother because Kat's father was her "true love". I mean, wasn't "Papa" supposed to be bookish and absentminded? I had a bit of a complaint about that. It also didn't seem realistic that Lord Ravenscroft would be a traitor to England. Seriously? The French? Yeah, sure, whatever. 


Overall, the second book in the Kat, Incorrigible series didn't disappoint as a fun, light second book.
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*SPOILER ALERT - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ HEX HALL - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? GO READ HEX HALL!!*

Sophie Mercer thought she was a witch. That was the whole reason she was sent to Hex Hall, a reform school for delinquent Prodigium (a.k.a. witches, shapeshifters, and faeries). But then she discovered the family secret, and the fact that her hot crush, Archer Cross, is an agent for The Eye, a group bent on wiping Prodigium off the face of the earth.


Turns out, Sophie's a demon, one of only two in the world - the other being her father. What's worse, she has powers that threaten the lives of everyone she loves. Which is precisely why Sophie decides she must go to London for the Removal, a dangerous procedure that will either destroy her powers for good - or kill her.


But once Sophie arrives, she makes a shocking discovery. Her new housemates? They're demons too. Meaning, someone is raising demons in secret, with creepy plans to use their powers, and probably not for good. Meanwhile, The Eye is set on hunting Sophie down, and they're using Archer to do it. but it's not like she has feelings for him anymore. Does she?


So yeah, that pretty much spoiled half of Hex Hall for you quite nicely. This is the blurb on the inside jacket of the book. I've decided to source them from the inside jacket of the book now. Those seem to be more reliable. But I digress.

Demonglass was kind of disappointing. The climax was not that great, and the whole thing about the Casnoffs suddenly seizing control of the Council was unrealistic. However, the interesting thing about involving demons in a supernatural fiction book is probably going to keep me on.

Sophie Mercer was as snarky and sarcastic as ever. Except she would notice it every few paragraphs, which was annoying. Also I hated how weak she was being, not telling anyone all of those secrets weighing down her mind. It was like, oh, I should tell Jenna or Dad something about this, but I just can't face them and I don't feel like it, so I won't.

Archer Cross? I'm really getting to hate him now. Unreasonable, not even funny anymore, gaaahhhh!!!!!!! I mean, Cal totally deserves Sophie more!!! And I'm screaming this throughout the book!!!!! (Yes, Cal is betrothed to Sophie. Interesting, huh?

This review is rife with spoilers. I'll just give it a 3 of 5 and call it good. *bleh*
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How do you defy destiny? Helen Hamilton has spent her entire sixteen years trying to hide how different she is, no easy task on an island as small and sheltered as Nantucket. And it's getting harder. Nightmares of a desperate desert journey have Helen waking parched, only to find her sheets damaged by dirt and dust. At school she's haunted by hallucinations of three women weeping tears of blood . . . and when Helen first crosses paths with Lucas Delos, she has no way of knowing they're destined to play the leading roles in a tragedy the Fates insist on repeating throughout history. As Helen unlocks the secrets of her ancestry, she realizes that some myths are more than just legend. But even demigod powers might not be enough to defy the forces that are both drawing her and Lucas together and trying to tear them apart.


Beautiful and original. I mean, obviously Helen was a modern-day Helen of Troy but that's not the point. The point is that it's a refreshing take on demigods after the whole Percy Jackson thing. The Percy Jackson books were great and everything, but all they really did was fight monsters. Starcrossed was also a lot more complex with the ancestry and blood feud and seeing the Furies and stuff. 


Helen overall wasn't that good of a character - not much edge or development. Lucas was really overprotective of her. I think Angelini spent too much time trying to develop the family and the antagonists (but hey, what do I know?). 


Not much else to say. I liked the book overall and will be looking for Dreamless, the second book in the series.
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"You can't touch me," I whisper. I'm lying, is what I don't tell him. He can touch me, is what I'll never tell him. But things happen when people touch me. Strange things. Bad things. Dead things. 


No one knows why Juliette's touch is fatal, but The Reestablishment has plans for her. Plans to use her as a weapon. But Juliette has plans of her own. After a lifetime without freedom, she's finally discovering a strength to fight back for the very first time--and to find a future with the one boy she thought she'd lost forever.


Really intense and beautiful. This book is probably one of my favorites because although it's yet another dystopian, post-apocalyptic novel with a female protagonist, it has a better premise and an original protagonist. The prose is clear, memorable, and yes, shattering.


Juliette was one of those saintly types (i.e., Jane Bennet, Harry Potter). However, she had a backstory that made me genuinely care about her - good for her. Adam was also a saintly type. The two were just perfect for each other, obviously.


Warner, the main antagonist, was just sick. He was obsessed with Juliette in this twisted way, wanting her to want him but threatening her and forcing her to torture innocent civilians. It was a great character foil to pure, too-nice Juliette.


The dystopian thing was dystopian for real, as in, the environment was ruined, the citizens were dying, etc. etc. It wasn't one of those dystopias where the society pretends to be perfect.


I'll be looking for Unravel Me, the next book of the series. Also check out Tahereh Mafi's website and blog - they are so cute! And remember that the covers are being changed, so look for this cover (cool, huh?): 
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THE MEMORY BANK is the story of Hope Scroggins, who lives with her beloved sister Honey and the Dursley-esque parents they share. In fact these parents are SO horribly awful that one day, when the sisters disobey the rule against "no laughing," they banish Honey forever, telling Hope that she must simply "forget" her. Hope knows that she HAS to find her sister again, before her memories of Honey fade. But before she can even begin to look, she's whisked away to the World Wide Memory Bank, where her accounts are in disarray... There she learns about the process of how dreams and memories are kept safe. She also learns that there's a group of misfits called the Clean Slate Gang who want to destroy the Memory Bank, and all of the dreams and memories kept there. What she doesn't know is that Honey has been picked up by the Clean Slate Gang, and they're heading right for the Memory Bank. The story of how Hope makes her way through this brewing conflict and rescues her little sister is full of tension and suspense, set in a vividly imagined world of strange machines and wonderful characters.


My, what a sweet little story. It basically chronicles one girl's heartfelt journey to find her little sister. It reminds me of The Willoughbys by Lois Lowry for the despicable parents, but The Willoughbys is more satiric. The Memory Bank is more sincere and fantastical. 


The storytelling format is similar to that of Brian Selznick's The Invention of Hugo Cabret and Wonderstruck (both amazing books - you MUST read them). Pencil illustrations and words alternate throughout the book. More like Wonderstruck, the pictures tell Honey's story and the words tell Hope's. Although the blurb promises conflict, there's really no actual "fighting" but more of a spiritual conflict between the leader of the Clean Slate Gang and her father. The message of the importance of parents in a child's upbringing is touching and effectively communicated. The warm, accepting characters at the Memory Bank (i.e., Obleratta) are comforting and are typical of a book directed towards a younger audience. However, the whole plot unfolded too quickly for my liking.


Overall maybe a 2.5 out of 5, but a great read for maybe first through third graders. 
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When Sophie attracts too much human attention for a prom-night spell gone horribly wrong, she is exiled to Hex Hall, an isolated reform school for wayward Prodigium, a.k.a. witches, faeries, and shapeshifters.


I get all of my book blurbs from Google Books. This one was really disappointing. It didn't mention all of the great characters or that she's a witch *HAHAHAHAHA Inside joke - laugh with me, those of you who've read this*. Sorry. Just sorta went crazy right there. Heh. Heh. The book was exciting. Good read.


Anyhow, the protagonist, Sophie Mercer, was very well-developed. It was kinda lame how she didn't know anything about Prodigium, but understandable. BTW, the cat on the cover has nothing to do with the story. The voice was sarcastic - my kind of girl.


Archer Cross... (love interest, just so ya know) I knew he was *SPOILER ALERT - Refer to StarCrossed book review for instructions* an agent for L'Occhio di Dio the first time I read him. Yes, I did.


I didn't know what to think about Elodie and the coven. I didn't. I was like, "Why are they there?"


Jenna Talbot was really sweet. I'd love to have a friend like her. (My friends all happen to be amazingly nerdy geniuses. Sad...) I knew that OBVIOUSLY she wasn't the predator (oh yeah, the book blurb doesn't mention that either... so basically it has a bit of a Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ring to it, and this mysterious predator is draining blood from the coven). The vampire rules were kind of unoriginal, but oh well.


Overall maybe a 3.8 of 5. Going to be looking for the next book.. maybe..
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In the virtual reality game Heir Apparent, there are way too many ways to get killed--and Giannine seems to be finding them all. Which is a darn shame, because unless she can get the magic ring, locate the stolen treasure, answer the dwarf's dumb riddles, impress the head-chopping statue, charm the army of ghosts, fend off the barbarians, and defeat the man-eating dragon, she'll never win.

And she has to, because losing means she'll die--for real this time.
The book's setup was terrible. I couldn't figure out if it was the near future or the present, although the bus is driven by a robot and the virtual reality game is seriously virtual reality. I'm guessing it was the near future. Also, the backstory - or the lack of it, rather - left me totally disoriented and thinking, I'm supposed to care about this girl? All I got was that her parents had abandoned her so her father had given her a gift certificate to "make up for it" or something.  Yeah, I think the cover's ugly too.


However, once one gets into it, it's a pretty nice book. The voice is somewhat funny and sarcastic, the premise is creative, and the characters are nothing if not memorable. The book blurb is kind of misleading, though. Just letting y'all know. The character names are also interesting *cough cough*, which you can pretty much tell from the book blurb. I mean, Giannine? Really?


More on the weird, wacky, and unheard-of side, Heir Apparent made for a quick read, with eccentric characters, rollicking adventure, and a fairly good plot. 3.9 of 5. :)
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In a glamorous castle full of Llyvraneth's elite, Celyn Contrare serves as a lady-in-waiting to shy young Merista Nemair. Her days are spent dressing in velvet, attending Lady Merista, navigating court gossip, and charming noblemen over lavish feasts.

And at night, she picks locks, steals jewels, forges documents, and collects secrets. Because Celyn isn't really a lady-in-waiting; she's not even really Celyn Contrare. She's Digger, a sneak-thief on the run from the king's Inquisition, desperate to escape its cruel instruments and hatred of magic. If she's discovered, it will mean her certain death.

But life as a lady-in-waiting isn't safe either. The devious Lord Daul knows her secret, and he's blackmailing her to serve as his personal spy in the castle. What she discovers-about Daul, about the Nemair, even about her own Lady Merista -- could signal civil war in Llyvraneth. And for a thief trained never to get involved, taking sides could be the most dangerous job yet.
I really wasn't expecting much, I'm sorry to say. Just some trite fantasy to keep myself from falling into a boredom coma. I'd never even heard of this book (I find that this is true for most of my reading material these days.) Which is why I was pleasantly surprised as I read this book. Digger, the main character, had an honest voice that endeared her to the reader. Lord Daul was, yes, devious, and kinda creepy. The mystery was pretty good, I suppose. The premise wass... interesting. And the whole thief-and-nobles thing was new - a welcome departure from royalty. Merista was sort of ambiguous, childish one minute and powerful the next. At the end, boy, was that a surprise. Digger's brother, whom she keeps referring to throughout the book as some sort of terrible person, is *SPOILER ALERT - HIGHLIGHT UPCOMING TEXT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW (but I advise you not to; don't ruin it for yourself)* Werne the Bloodletter, the King's High Inquisitor. Haha.

The book itself was pretty darn amazing. Fighting wasn't that great, though. Also, the relationship between Digger and *again, this is another spoiler, but I won't do the white-out thing because you don't know who this person is yet* Wierolf is very stiff. If the author had mentioned earlier that Wierolf was like a big brother to Digger, it would have made my reading experience a lot less... itchy.

Mostly, though, I'd say this book is a 4.25 out of 5. Feeling nice today.
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When a great white bear promises untold riches to her family, the Lass agrees to go away with him. But the bear is not what he seems, nor is his castle. To unravel the mystery, the Lass sets out on a windswept journey beyond the edge of the world. Based on the Nordic legend East of the Sun, West of the Moon, with romantic echoes of Beauty and the Beast, this re-imagined story will leave fans of fantasy and fairy tale enchanted by Jessica Day George. 
I really liked this book. The lass was a strong character, even if she had no name (okay, you find out her name at the end, but I'm not that much of a spoiler). Her family was very realistic, and the way they were introduced and the way the book told about the lass's home life made me warm up to her that much more.


In the beginning, it traced some of her childhood as an unappreciated child due to the abundance of children in the family. The third-person omniscient narration worked well in this setting, because an alternating first-person would have been a bit confusing. I personally disliked the girl's mother, Frida. A relevant person in the lass's childhood, Hans Peter, was a really good brother.


The lass's love interest, the bear, was kind, but extremely stiff. I didn't understand how she fell in love with him so quickly. 


Overall, this book is maybe four stars out of five. I'll be looking for more books by Jessica Day George. (Also, read the original fairy tale here or here.)

EDIT: It turns out that this book is almost a petty imitation of East by Edith Pattou. Read that instead.
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Sapphire's father mysteriously vanishes into the waves off the Cornwall coast where her family has always lived. She misses him terribly, and she longs to hear his spellbinding tales about the Mer, who live in the underwater kingdom of Ingo. Perhaps that is why she imagines herself being pulled like a magnet toward the sea. But when her brother, Conor, starts disappearing for hours on end, Sapphy starts to believe she might not be the only one who hears the call of the ocean.
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Ingo was a pleasant read that I happened to find out about while browsing for books to read. The protagonist, Sapphy, was a bit childish and stubborn, but overall she had a nice voice (she was narrating). The story never revealed her age, as far as I could tell, which irritated me. Her brother was sensible enough - the bond between the siblings seemed really strong. There were many instances in which Sapphy exited Ingo and came out into the Air because of her brother (slight spoiler there). Their mother was totally clueless, but meant well, and their father, of course, was apparently awesome, although there wasn't much of him due to his disappearance.

The boundaries and rules of the worlds of Ingo and Air were extremely well defined - kudos to Helen Dunmore because it's easy to forget that your reader doesn't know and leave them in the dark. I found the Mer premise refreshing after the hackneyed use of other *ahem dragons fairies elves ahem cough cough* mythical creatures. Both siblings had a Mer guide in the depths of Ingo. Conor's guide was a female named Elvira, and Sapphy's was a male named Conor. I was surprised that Dunmore didn't make it a romance between the two couples; she did a very nice job keeping it juvenile. 

Overall, I would rate the book maybe 3.75-ish stars out of 5. It's okay, but not the greatest thing I've ever read. The plot wasn't boring but not unpredictable, and the characters were all right, but not the best.
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This story is from a writing prompt. The prompt is in bold while the story is below the prompt and not in bold. You're welcome to use the prompt.
At a Chinese restaurant, your character opens his/her fortune cookie and reads the following message: "Your life is in danger. Say nothing to anyone but your dearest friend. You must leave the city immediately with them and never return. Repeat: say nothing." ...
There's no sense in this whatsoever. A Chinese restaurant? What was I thinking? As Lan leads me excitedly to the red and gold doors of the restaurant, the unfamiliar smells are making me uncomfortable. Lan seems just fine, jabbering in Mandarin to old ladies who smile at her effervescence. The normally confident, calm, cool, and collected Brooklyn Parker is feeling unstable. I mean, Lan is my best friend and all, but... Chinese food? Real, honest-to-goodness Chinese food? Not takeout?
New colors and sounds blend into a soup of foreign flavors. Really, a soup. It tastes much better than I expected. The time bleeds by in a stream of conversation, mostly about school and the Chinese exchange student that Lan can't talk to for some reason. I find myself kind of dizzy, but with a mild feeling of contentment. Somehow I manage to tell Lan that the food is great, thanks, and we should come back sometime. The bill comes, and Saint Lan pays, as usual. Then the waitress hands us both fortune cookies? I look at Lan quizzically, because I read somewhere that fortune cookies aren't traditional Chinese.
Lan laughs and says, "We are in America, you know, Brooklyn. Even Mrs. Wang has to keep up with the times." She rips open her fortune cookie. I hesitate a little, because these might be "more Chinese" than other fortune cookies. Oh well, I think. It's still a fortune cookie, right?
Oh. My. Gosh. Is this some kind of cruel joke?
I open up the crinkled paper inside the fortune cookie and read: "Your life is in danger. Say nothing to anyone but your dearest friend. You must leave the city immediately with them and never return. Repeat: say nothing."
Just about to tell Lan about this weird little cookie, my mouth freezes. Sure, there's plenty of times in a high school junior's life where your mouth seems to freeze, but seriously, it freezes. That's when I start getting kind of scared. Like maybe whoever wrote this fortune really means it.
"Lan, uh, where's the bathroom?" I hope I sound normal.
"Oh, it's over here," Lan smiles and points to a tiny corner that I didn't notice. I walk over there and step in. After running the usual check-over of my long, wavy blond hair and my makeup and whatnot, I look around. There on the wall it reads: "Take Lan and run. Tell no one of your flight. Stay with her, for you will need her in times ahead."
Whoever is trying to creep me out is doing really well. I'm getting more and more convinced that it's true. Without thinking, I half-run out of the bathroom and tap Lan on the shoulder.
"Meet me outside. It's serious," I say breathlessly.
Concerned, Lan comes outside. Behind the restaurant, I launch into my short narrative, telling her about my fortune, the wall, and how scared I am. Instead of reassuring me like I expected her to (I must sound completely delusional), Lan looks horror-stricken.
"What?" I ask.
"When I was small, my grandmother told me that my life would someday be jeopardized, and I would have to run away with my closest friend - which would be you. I..."
Suddenly, it starts. Explosions rock the restaurant. We hear cries of pain, and then the gruff voices of burly-sounding men.
"You seen two sixteen-year-old girls, one long blond hair, blue eyes, other Chinese like you, long black hair as well? We looking. You seen?" The oddest thing is, I think, Great linguistic skills, huh?
There is no answer. A sob and a crack. Lan grabs my hand and we sprint, faster than the school sprint, faster than when we were late for the school dance. Two terrified teenage girls, clutching to each other, fleeing to the outskirts of the city. We must look crazy. It's a Friday night, for crying out loud! The ominous sounds of clanking boots and weapons only spur us on. Trees loom ahead. Cover. Bruising and scratching our knees, we flee into the woods.
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This us actually a story I wrote a pretty long time ago. Hope you like it!

Crash! Clink! What was that? I look up from watching my dog Burr playing with a stick. Suddenly I hear a strangled cry. Wait... the only other person in the house is my sister Emma. The cry sounded awfully close. I jump up, gently telling Burr to stay. My small, obedient dog sits and I hesitantly open the kitchen door where Emma was last. 

Emma is on the floor, breathing shallowly. I do not see a weapon anywhere, but no matter.

"Emma! Are you all right?" I ask, then curse myself for asking such a pointless question. I try again. "Who did this to you?"

"Alexia Underwood... " Emma never calls me Alexia. "I know it and you know it. I'm practically already dead. Run before he comes again."

"But..." I protest. Emma is almost still. Then with a final heave of her chest, Emma's last action is turning the room deathly silent. It hits me right then. My sister, the sister who taught me everything, gave me all the love she had, is dead.

What should I do? The most reasonable thing to do is mourn, but I'm doing that anyway. Literally bucketfuls of salty, gritty tears are pouring out of my eyes. After a few minutes there are no more tears left, and I get up to see the my only friend in the world now, Burr. I gather the meager food we still have on my way out. Without thinking, I also grab my trusty bow, and a huge bag of arrows. Tired and still letting silent tears fall from my eyes, I lead Burr out the door of our cottage. I almost don't see it, but Burr tilts her head toward our stream. Gratefully patting her head, I fill a canteen with cool, fresh water.

Almost to myself, I murmur, "I have to avenge Emma's death." Burr looks up at me brightly like a small, hopeful child, as if to say, Of course, Lexy, and I'll follow you wherever you go. 

*****  

Burr and I have been walking endlessly and trying to survive for three weeks. I am exhausted, more exhausted than I have ever been in all my fourteen summers. I feel like falling asleep and never waking up. Well, not in the dying sense of the expression. All that has been keeping me alive is Burr, who tirelessly leads us on. On to where? As the sun sinks down behind the crest of a mountain on the twenty-second day since leaving home, I am on the brink of just telling Burr to turn around and go back to our lovely cottage. Is this what it feels like to go insane? 

Finally, the sky becomes too dark for further travel, and I permit myself to begin assembling our home for the night. The trees start to seem taller and more hostile, the grass more tremblingly filled with life. Before I stop working in fear, a lone cricket tentatively rubs out a few notes, and my tight muscles relax. Just then something wet and cold nudges my shoulder. I freeze.

Burr barks reassuringly. Of course, I should have known. Turning around to see what she’s up to, I notice a scrap of soggy paper on the ground. Curious, I gently lay it over on the other side to see if, maybe, it is a sort of note. What I read makes me yelp and scramble back: 

Warehouse 13, Underwood. Or do you already know, smart little girl? 

*****

Of course I know where Warehouse 13 is. The docks. How could I have known, though, how far off they are? Another week has dragged by. I sometimes see other travelers wandering the roads. I never dare to speak to them. In fact, I haven’t spoken to another human being in over a month. Burr is the only one I can trust, a small, runty dog. She yaps at me more and more often now, almost like a mother: Come on, Lexy, we’re almost there, Lexy, wash your face, and things like that. Emma is gone; I still sob at night when Burr is asleep. Still, I think I will survive now. Can a month without human company do that? Or is it the fresh forest air, clearing my head? We may just settle down here, Burr and I. There is hope yet. 

Burr is barking at me to hurry. It looks like she has found us another good stream to drink from. I don’t know how she does it. In the past weeks, my faithful dog has never slowed from our path. “Good girl, Burr.” I say, scratching her behind her ears. She arfs happily once, then remembers herself and gives me a stern mother-dog look. “All right, Mother.” I joke, and I glance down at my reflection in the stream. 

Who is this? I guess I haven’t been paying much attention to the way I look. My brown hair is loose and tangled around my shoulders, and my “emerald eyes” (I sniff, Emma used to call them that) have dark circles ringing them. The girl who used to be “Emma’s beauty of the glade” (I sniff again) is thoroughly a mess. Aagggh. I shake my eyes free of the tears. I’ve had enough sorrowful sentiment for the day. 

***** 

I smell the salt air; the sea spray! Oh, joy! I rush forward to greet the new scent. Burr senses my happiness and bounds along with me. As we run, energized, Burr barks and barks; snippets of things: Warehouse 13, here we come! Isn’t that smell beautiful? Oh, Lexy, good for-I’ve just got to see these docks! With luck, we might be there in a few nights. I think I’m going to burst; I’m so happy. 

***** 

The docks. How can I describe them? The air is thick with reminders of exotic places. Even the people look like they’re from somewhere far, far away. We’re walking through a market and Burr is in sheer bliss. I think she could just spend her whole life drinking in the new scents that pour in. Strange seabirds fly down from the sky. They snatch food off of merchants; it’s hilarious. The ships are the best thing, though. There is every kind of boat, from a small fisherman’s houseboat to a grand businessman’s sailing ship. Maybe I take back what I said about settling down in the forest. We’d be just as happy living here. 

Enveloped in the newness of the docks, I almost miss the fact that the sun is setting. Pickpockets are coming out of their nests. The seaside is soon crawling with thieves and cutthroats. I suck in my breath. How can such a wonderful place by day be such a dark world by night? Burr and I now concentrate on finding Warehouse 13 in the diminishing light. Just as the last glimmer of sun disappears from the sky, we find it: a tall, austere building with a sloppy 13 painted on it. Just then I doubt myself. What if Warehouse 13 isn’t the place I’ve been looking for? What if the note was meant for some other girl named Underwood? Before my fear immobilizes me, Burr pushes me forward. 

The large room that is the warehouse is dark and musty. Luckily, after a month in the forest my eyes are well adjusted to darkness. Afraid of calling out, I wait, shivering, with Burr by my side. Any movement now is sure to make me scream. 

Just then, the lights come on with a clank. I cover my eyes. It is almost blinding. If I am ever going to see Emma’s murderer, it will be now. Burr barks once, loudly and clearly, as authoritatively as she can. As far as I can tell, it doesn’t do much good. 

“Well, well, well. Is this all? The great Emma Underwood’s sister is this skimpy beggar?” says a voice amusedly from somewhere above me. Slightly offended by the insult and curious to know why my sister was “the great”, I struggle to speak. 

“And who are you to antagonize me?” I try to sound arrogant, or at least confident. “Who is this ‘great Emma Underwood’?” While speaking, I look up. The light is not hindering my vision anymore. I scan the rafters for the one I am conversing with. When I cannot find him, I take out my bow. Somewhere above me, the voice laughs in a strangely mirthless way. This--whoever it is--is getting on my nerves, and Burr’s, too, it sounds like. She’s growling, deep in her throat. I step forward to be ready, in case he has a throwing knife aimed at her. 

When did I start thinking like that?

“You don’t know? Your sister really was playing around with you, wasn’t she?” the voice says. “I killed her, if you didn’t know that, either, ignorant child.” Child?! He sounds no older than me! Now I’m just angry, and as if I hadn’t figured out that he’s a cheating, lying, murdering rascal. As silently as I can, I nock an arrow in my bow. Aagh. It’s too loud. 

Whoever is trying to get himself killed by insulting me is chuckling, a laugh that conjures up pictures of old hags with green skin and bubbling cauldrons to match. I’ve snapped. Arrows fly inside the abandoned warehouse, none finding their mark. I hate him. More than grass snakes, more than rats who steal my food, more than being alone in the middle of nowhere. I. Hate. Him. 

“Down here,” I curse. I must have heard wrong. “Tsk, tsk. Gullible, Underwood, gullible.” With a flash he has leapt to the floor beside me. What is he wearing? It’s a jester’s suit! I can’t see his face at all; it’s covered with circus makeup. “Emma Underwood is, or rather was, the rightful Queen’s Sorceress of our beautiful country, since I can’t resist seeing your shocked face at that piece of news.” the jester tells me. “Oh, look at you. Well, I’ve got to be off. Got to see people, go places, see?” 

The Queen’s Sorceress is the most powerful one in the land, next to Queen Cassandra. That makes me... the Queen’s Sorceress now, right? What?! I want to both shoot him through the heart and ask him about the situation. Simultaneously I open my mouth, form a question on my tongue, and put an arrow on the edge of flying towards him. I don’t notice the doors shuddering open behind me. 

“The Jester of Death, Alexia, milady, pleasure to meet you. Sadly, I don’t have my knife to cut your throat just now. Good day!” As he is chattering, I get annoyed. I still am not aware of the opening doors. 

So before I can kill him or ask him about it all, the doors clank closed, leaving the room dimly lit, then with a buzz and an unfamiliar noise, completely black. 

The jester is gone.

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